Faster than a speeding neutrino, more elusive than the Higgs Boson, Stone Monkey from Long Eaton in the East Midlands remain the 8th wonder of the world. Whether the accolade is granted because it’s a wonder they are still dancing, or because indeed they dance with such vigor and panache that audiences gaze in wonder, is not clear.

Now securely into their third decade they can never be written off. No loss adjuster has been found who is willing to take this step!
What is certain is that they will continue to haunt the dreams of others who aspire to rapper greatness. They will continue to dance superbly, drink copiously and play the most sublime music.